shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

(via princess-jessicanator)

I know I probably don’t cross your mind much anymore but I hope someday you see something that reminds you of me and the things we used to spend hours talking about at night and then your throat gets tight and your heart skips a beat and you finally miss me back.
I miss you so much (via missinyouiskillingme)

(via ferrickhistoryts)

cumdoodle:

Nash Grier compilation of comebacks

(via id-believe-you-if-i-didnt-know)

tyranitart:

look at this lil bruh-bruh. he fresh out the egg and already on the prowl fuckin wreckin a dumb human. meanwhile human babies just cry and shit themselves and have to be fed by a bigger, still frail human. damn we weak

tyranitart:

look at this lil bruh-bruh. he fresh out the egg and already on the prowl fuckin wreckin a dumb human. meanwhile human babies just cry and shit themselves and have to be fed by a bigger, still frail human. damn we weak

(via id-believe-you-if-i-didnt-know)

awwww-cute:

This is my friend’s puppy, Leroy. He likes to go on adventures

awwww-cute:

This is my friend’s puppy, Leroy. He likes to go on adventures

(via id-believe-you-if-i-didnt-know)

cunt-inq:

ocean-heart:

upsettings:

bl-ossomed:


A donor heart beating in a mechanical system which keeps it warm, oxygenated, with nutrient enriched blood pumping through.

sorry followers if I creeped anyone out but I had to reblog this, it’s so cool

same tho

This is like the coolest thing ever

i don’t even care if i’m creeping anyone out

cunt-inq:

ocean-heart:

upsettings:

bl-ossomed:

A donor heart beating in a mechanical system which keeps it warm, oxygenated, with nutrient enriched blood pumping through.

sorry followers if I creeped anyone out but I had to reblog this, it’s so cool

same tho

This is like the coolest thing ever

i don’t even care if i’m creeping anyone out

(via id-believe-you-if-i-didnt-know)

trillgamesh:

it’s like you’re my mirror

trillgamesh:

it’s like you’re my mirror

(via id-believe-you-if-i-didnt-know)

hayleu:

if ur against breast feeding in public omfg…..you may not know this….but that’s literally what breasts are for

(via id-believe-you-if-i-didnt-know)

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

(via id-believe-you-if-i-didnt-know)

drakefan666:

if you scream at 19yr old retail workers who are trying their hardest till they cry i hope you fucking burn in the deepest level of hell

(via id-believe-you-if-i-didnt-know)

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